…this is not a self-report I swear

Alt text: A cute anime-style character with short pink hair and a cat-like appearance sits happily with eyes closed while a hand pats their head. The character wears a collar with a bell and looks content. Overlaid meme text reads: “SO-CALLED ‘FREE THINKERS’ WHEN” at the top and “WHEN A WOMAN PATS HER LAP AND MAKES SCRITCHING NOISES” at the bottom.