apotheotic (she/her)

I am in sight I’m just shy

Is this like a cat cafe kinda deal? Can I come sit and have a cup of tea and pet the puppygirls?

I’m having a girls night soon methinks

I am looking :3

No :3c

sticks head under faucet and pours water directly down my throat

(Me barrelling in to the house of the stardew valley NPC I’m romancing at 1am to give her a birthday present because I have been stuck in the mines all day)

Time for the cute white jacket! Fashion goals

Still never met a girl who wasn’t eepy

If this ain’t me

I thought the most time consuming part was seeing myself in the mirror and being so sexy I have to have some me time :3

The allegations

I was going to comment

“I’m not like other girls - I’m gay”

but then I remembered y’all are all fruits as well

Its the soulless eyes

Appreciate cutting the 10th out - it weirds me out that people joke about it

I’m not “gay” I “worship at the altar that is womankind”, we are not the same (I lied I’m gay as fuck)