• Tako Penisu@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    What the fuck are you doing up there? Yo, if you’re gonna jump, let me get a crack at that pussy first! Lemme find out.

    • DeLancre@piefed.social
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      6 hours ago

      Dude, you never heard the phrase “don’t stick your dick in crazy”? Trust my advise on this one: don’t.

      In fact, just to be safe, I will handle her myself. No need to thank me, it’s a noble sacrifice.