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xkbx@startrek.website to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago

Your toolkit is just bubblegum and half empty monster cans, and I have a burst appendix

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Your toolkit is just bubblegum and half empty monster cans, and I have a burst appendix

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xkbx@startrek.website to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Just hum a little tune and leave it to die with the trash

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    … if you have a burst appendix, you literally need a trained professional to fix your guts, before you fantasize about someone else rearranging them.

    • Sophienomenal@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Not if you plan on it being your final act ;3

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        And deprive yourself and others of who knows how many future… mutually enjoyable internal excavation procedures?

        Its a choice, but I will always weep for those lost potential moments, from anyone, anywhere.

  • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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    Who the fuck drinks half a monster. I drink 2 in five minutes before my morning pot of coffee.

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    dont throw out those half empty monster cans. they still taste good cold even if theyre flat. at least the white ones do. one time i left a half empty one at my exes place and they threw it out… the sacrilege.

    …what do you mean i might have a problem?

    • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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      There a lots of nice drinks you can get in smaller cans or glass bottles and it makes you feel fancy and, in my experience, I have less, so it works out idk

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      Throw them out! They get moldy super fucking quick

      • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        So thats where I’m getting fiber from!

      • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        not sure how the white ones would get moldy they have so few calories in them

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    “Steel sharpens steel!”

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    what is this pic from??

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      I think it’s originally the cover for the song, Lose by KSI and Lil Wayne.

      • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You need to escape the closing parentheses or put the plain URL:

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lose_(song)

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          Oh, that’s strange. It works fine on my end on Interstellar. But I guess it might be because there’s a space in between the URL parentheses and the markdown parenthesis? I’ll try and remove the added space.

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