Just hum a little tune and leave it to die with the trash
… if you have a burst appendix, you literally need a trained professional to fix your guts, before you fantasize about someone else rearranging them.
Not if you plan on it being your final act ;3
And deprive yourself and others of who knows how many future… mutually enjoyable internal excavation procedures?
Its a choice, but I will always weep for those lost potential moments, from anyone, anywhere.
Who the fuck drinks half a monster. I drink 2 in five minutes before my morning pot of coffee.
dont throw out those half empty monster cans. they still taste good cold even if theyre flat. at least the white ones do. one time i left a half empty one at my exes place and they threw it out… the sacrilege.
…what do you mean i might have a problem?
There a lots of nice drinks you can get in smaller cans or glass bottles and it makes you feel fancy and, in my experience, I have less, so it works out idk
Throw them out! They get moldy super fucking quick
So thats where I’m getting fiber from!
not sure how the white ones would get moldy they have so few calories in them
“Steel sharpens steel!”
what is this pic from??
I think it’s originally the cover for the song, Lose by KSI and Lil Wayne.
You need to escape the closing parentheses or put the plain URL:
Oh, that’s strange. It works fine on my end on Interstellar. But I guess it might be because there’s a space in between the URL parentheses and the markdown parenthesis? I’ll try and remove the added space.






