for the last time i said i teach music and logical positivism, not magic

Partygoers from the backrooms
I always thought Gumby was kinda cute
I’m so vanilla 😭

I wouldn’t mind getting smashed by her again and again
that’s a her? I need to up my monster sexing skills.
Any eldritch horror
Mating with the nameless one 🤤
Makes me think of the ancient magus’ bride
me too :3
I’m mean Yulius is quite the being.
One of my weirder ones is probably Capra Demon but it is still mostly human shaped.
Definitely had thoughts and feelings about Chaos Witch Quelaag when I played the game as a teenager lol. She’s at least half conventionally attractive woman.
Oh! I know who Quelaag is as of last week, actually. I definitely had thoughts about her.
Some time after I realized “Oh my god, she needs me to bring her eggs. Hnng-”
Capra Demon is just a hot guy in a mask. His abs are so firm you could grate CHEESE on them






