He is not dissuaded from staring at me from this distance.
His brain’s always itchy from overheating; needs scratches thru the ears, thumps foot when you hit the lone fold.
Maybe he’s just consenting to being called dumb since it’s out of affection anyway.
Then again rayyeerrrrr and airr are his only words, so what could he know. He never asks me to rewind Wizard of Oz to where the dog gets tornadoed or shit like that.
My cat stares at me and then looks away when I look at her. Either she has a crush on me or is planning to kill me. Possibly both.
I think I have evidence my cat is dumb:
Conclusion
Dumb Catboy