(They don’t know about the cookies I’m hiding in my nightstand! 🤭 )

Apparently this isn’t true. I tried going into the kitchen once and the staff was all “customers aren’t allowed in the kitchen” and “did you just put cement into the soup” and finally “we’re calling the police.”

I love cooking but sadly the kitchen staff at the restaurant keep screaming at me to leave when I tried adding estrogen to the soup :3

everyone but me

I commit foodcrimes :3