Honestly, it worked for me, so just keep screaming girlies!

please I wanna get folded so badly

couldn’t be me, desperately trying to avoid the urge to send a follow-up text out of fear that I’ll be seen as too clingy (I am failing, it is me)

why does it look like you’re breaking their knees?

I can’t link :( The best ones I’ve ever personally seen were custom tailored to fit at a nearby medieval faire. I think the couple that owns the booth makes them more as a hobby, so I dunno if they have a website.

I also dunno if I could ever buy a maid outfit in person, even though I would certainly need it fitted. I think I might get too embarassed >///< I still go by their booth each time I go to the faire tho, it’s nice to dream.

Honestly, rent-free in your head is about the only living arrangement I can afford lol, so pls don’t evict me :3

A quality maid outfit is so, so, so expensive, but I still want one so badlyyyyyy.

If only there was some rich pervert who’s fetish was femboy maids who would be willing to spend like $300 on one for me to wear 👀

I don’t have a mirror, but I still know that I am desperate slut.

I have the sudden urge to scream as shrilly as possible

nyah~

yeah but a few hundred dollars is even nicer. Plus it’s not like I don’t feel cute in an oversized hoodie and thigh-highs, or a crop top and dolphin shorts, or one of my existing dresses. It’s hard for me to justify spending a lot of money on a nice novelty outfit when I already have so many cute clothes.

Although, if somebody wanted to get a maid dress on my behalf, and wanted to see me in it, we could make it happen.

Sorry but I like to do all the biting in the relationship nyah~

idk if that’s worth the few hundred dollars to get an outfit of quality tbh, and I can still get pictures of myself looking cute petting my cats. That’s basically my entire online dating profile.

I wanna wear a maid dress, but they’re very expensive and the only ones who could appreciate looking at it are my cats.

I did it!

Big yee-haw energy is all you need.

And honestly, considering the state of Texas these days, I think I respect the energy more than the origin.

¿Por que no los dos?

counterpoint:

long hugs :3

but I only want someone I truly love to slap my ass