Chef’s dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes… Chef’s mom: Oh it was so scary!

Chef’s dad: And I yelled, I said “What do you want from us Totally not Jessica?!” And totally not Jessica bent down and said “I need about treefiddy.” [silent pause]

Kyle: What’s treefiddy?

Chef’s dad: Three dollars and fifty cents.

Chef’s mom: Treefiddy.