Not all at once. I’m gonna be a neuroscientist and use my fame and wealth to become politically connected to a corrupt politician running for president. I’ll then use my medical knowledge to make his death look like an accident and fake my own. I’ll then get facial work done so I can relocate to a cold and quiet town and start a new life as photographer, living off of the wealth I hid away long enough to marry a local doctor. The only hints she’ll get to my past are the occasional informed observations about her patient’s neurological problems, as I wouldn’t want to endanger her. Otherwise she’ll just think I’m her trophy wife with a passion for both the arts and sciences.

i mean lol i’m just a silly lil femcel, nya! (≧ω≦)