NGL as a dude this is what might fix male loneliness for most.
come get fixed
Oh I have a family but, I’m sure this would do most people well
I want this sofa, prolly that jumpsuit
sounds hot
Fuck, this is definitely Jessica.
but would the real Jessica do this?
🤫
the IRS might be listeningYup. Busted
I want to autistic yap about literally anything that comes to my mind and then fall asleep in your lap
Ok deal, as long as I can fall asleep in your lap too!
So will you guys be like a pretzel or … ?
Unf pretzel, me daddy!!!
I mean… I’m yeah I guess, I just wanna fall sleep on someone’s lap. Maybe stroke my hair a bit?
I’m in a very committed relationship now, but there was a time when this response would have tempted me.
Removable laps
Are those like detachable penii?
i mean it bepends on the penii but sure
Come over to my place, we’ve got spicy cuddles and board games
misread “spicy noodles” 😅
This is exactly what i want please someone 🥺
Always
As long as we stay of meta platforms lol
Not interested, but I’ll take a laydown on that couch pretty please. Looks cozy.
sign me up
it’s called sunbathing and it’s very comfy
