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minus-squareGalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·22 days agoStrangers never try to give me free drugs. Nancy Reagan was a lying bitch.
minus-squarekadu@scribe.disroot.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·21 days agoI swear on my mother I’m not joking. When I was 9 I was riding my bike back from the club, but something was wrong with the wheels so I started walking. A stereotypical beat down white van stopped next to me, and a stereotypical cartoon bad guy said “hey kid, hop on, I have something to give you” So how did they try to lure 9 year old me? Ice cream? Games? Chocolate? An encyclopedia. They claimed to have an encyclopedia to show me.
minus-squareFerretyFever0@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·21 days agoI try to give my friends free adderall once in a while. Weirdly enough, most of them decline.
minus-squareGalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·21 days agoHomies being homies is something I’ve run into. But no kind strangers have offered that shit for free.
Strangers never try to give me free drugs. Nancy Reagan was a lying bitch.
I swear on my mother I’m not joking.
When I was 9 I was riding my bike back from the club, but something was wrong with the wheels so I started walking.
A stereotypical beat down white van stopped next to me, and a stereotypical cartoon bad guy said “hey kid, hop on, I have something to give you”
So how did they try to lure 9 year old me? Ice cream? Games? Chocolate?
An encyclopedia. They claimed to have an encyclopedia to show me.
Fucking what? Lmao.
I try to give my friends free adderall once in a while. Weirdly enough, most of them decline.
Homies being homies is something I’ve run into. But no kind strangers have offered that shit for free.