rockerface🇺🇦

The entire universe was pre-rendered and spawned into existence 5 minutes ago

Looks like a success to me

If not, some self-isolation might be in order

Yesn’t

It’s 100% gay and 100% straight at the same time

And that is how I became bisexual

girl (optional)

I feel eepy

This is the clarity level of hints I need to get it, thank you

Call me a masochist, but I actually like it when someone warms their hands against me. I often feel overheated anyway

I am in this picture (as the cactus)

Literally 1984-

squints to look at the background

Ah, I see what you did there

I think I’ll sleep in and wait for the Oddball Wizard October

Me, a bisexual: “Cute is cute!”

Death has always been one of the most based Pratchett’s characters

You mean I’m not the only one dissociating into whatever fictional universe I happen to be focused on?

Panic attack? No-no, with me it’s a panic battle

Any monsters can be delicious. It depends on how you’re cooking them.

PoV: you’re playing a bard in DnD.

“I’ve fucked myself into this situation and I’ll damn well fuck myself out of it”