Mike D

My ex had two necklaces made of snake skeletons, one light and one dark. They looked awesome.

Air hug on the way!

Do you want a hug?

I need usable front pockets! Where I work requires every client entering to flip out there front pockets. I quickly learned all the memes were true.

Returned my ill-fitting online jeans to a brick and mortar location yesterday and was able to try things on. Have new jeans that fit (until I wash them).

Guy here. This is me trying to buy pants online. “Get over my big thighs!”