WIZARD POPE💫

I do all the house work

Doubt it.

Why cannot 1my woman be like that??

I just found this ascii art online. I do not have the skills to draw an ascii cow.

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        _\,;;;;;;;,/_
     .-"; ;;;;;;;;; ;"-.
     '.__/`_ / \ _`\__.'
        | (')| |(') |
        | .--' '--. |
        |/ o     o \|
        |           |
       / \ _..=.._ / \
      /:. '._____.'   \
     ;::'    / \      .;
     |     _|_ _|_   ::|
   .-|     '==o=='    '|-.
  /  |  . /       \    |  \
  |  | ::|         |   | .|
  |  (  ')         (.  )::|
  |: |   |; U U U ;|:: | `|
  |' |   | \ U U / |'  |  |
  ##V|   |_/`"""`\_|   |V##
     ##V##         ##V##

The cow says cross the border

Krava moment

Does it have to be horse? Can it be lesbian cow?

Well the gluten allergy is a conpletely different story then.

There are alcohol free beers ya know?

I get to have my life sucked out of me and get banged by a succubus? What a way to go.