just talk to your female friends like “what if we kissed as a joke? Hahaha as a joke of course”
Problem 1: having friends
you can make them up (☞・ω・)☞
You don’t know her, she goes to another school!
How about some Burncream?
i want to, but leaving the house is scary and lesbians arent just appearing. i wish i knew how to connect with other introverted homebody lesbians. they dont appear to be on the dating apps. everyone on there seems to be into travel and going out…
There are plenty of introverted homebody lesbians on the fediverse, but it’s very unlikely live near you, even if you’re from a major population center 😞
Maybe Alvoa could try to do a mass fediverse push.
Or visa versa?
So true
:3
I keep looking for a mail-order spouse, but I’m only willing to order from the “free shipping once you spend USD10” section of Aliexpress.
Clean up in aisle 4
… your username. I’m imagining like, a maggot/grub that is also a cow calf.
Good idea for like an alien creature, but also… mild wtf. I could be mildly wtfing at my own brain though.
