If you stared at me like this, I would def get the message
The older I get, the more times I failed to realise I was being flirted with become clear to me.
I’d have never had time to beat all the Mega Mans if I noticed them all, though. I like to think they’d be proud of me.
I’m proud of you!
My go to strategy before my current partner, was to go out to a club and find a woman who looked as messed up and drunk as me, start dancing with her, step 3, go back to her place.
That’s too advanced for a shy loser like me 😔
I never really worked out what step 3 actually is, but it seems to be entirely necessary for the success of the mission.
Flirting = 90% eye contact + 10% jokes
If I wave my hands and murmur “flirt” over and over, perhaps it will cast a spell on them.
If a girl did this to me I would absolutely go out with her
She talked to me. 🫣
… thereby sexually harassing them. Life.
And then there are people who say that “all men” by default misinterpret women being nice to them as flirting. Though even if, that might not help when trying to flirt with anyone else.





