transcription:: buy my silence. permanently. $8000 per month, for $8000 a month, i will stop

And it was at that moment they decided to become a landlord.
2 br 1.5 bath silence in a nice neighborhood. Rent is $8000 a month.
We do not understand the first part of that sentence.
It’s how apartments are described. 2 br = 2 bedrooms. 1.5 bath means one full bathroom with a tub or shower alongside a toilet and sink with another bathroom that’s just a toilet and sink.
Thanks for explaining!
Damn, back in my day, you used to be able to shut people up for the price of a bullet. Now everything’s a fucking subscription.

The subscription joke is probably pretty good, but for the love of me, I can’t think of a way to make the first part without sounding cringe.
Probably because “Making the other person shut up” is just not funny.
I think it’d be better as a standalone “Omfg everything is a subscription nowadays 😒”

But it would be so quiet here.
What’s that? You won’t pay? Well then, it looks like it’s–
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