transcription:: buy my silence. permanently. $8000 per month, for $8000 a month, i will stop

    • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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      14 hours ago

      The subscription joke is probably pretty good, but for the love of me, I can’t think of a way to make the first part without sounding cringe.

      Probably because “Making the other person shut up” is just not funny.

      I think it’d be better as a standalone “Omfg everything is a subscription nowadays 😒”